This Speech Is Free
In this country
we are whiter than powdered milk
or ash
or a splash of guano
In this country
we have never sold
arms down the river
In this country
no honour is ever cheaply bought
In this country
all of our secrets
are official
(and vice versa)
In this country
we are proud to pay
through a clean nose
for national lip service
In this country
we know when we've been Quangoed
In this country
we pass the test
the port
the buck
and the bung
In this country
money never changes hands
because we have a touch of class
Are there any liars in the audience?
Hands up, then!
You see? We own up
to a fault, and also up
to 80% of the wealth
In this country