Bums On Seats
I'm a decent sort of chap,
Loyal as a plate of meat,
Drink the water from the tap,
As long as I may keep my seat.
Family and sporting ties,
Spruce and spick. I never cheat.
Thick as thieves and waterflies,
As long as I may keep my seat.
Steady hand and sensible,
Shares and shires, Shredded Wheat,
Do the indefensible
As long as I may keep my seat.
Patriotic, one of us,
Patter like a parakeet,
Regular as country bus,
As long as I may keep my seat.
I'm the worm who'll never turn,
Keep a clean and linen sheet,
Leaders are not my concern,
As long as I may keep my seat.
Michael, Michael, John and John,
As their spokesman in the street,
Bless the bed I lie upon.
AS LONG AS I MAY KEEP MY SEAT