Nine Conservative Policy Initiatives
Here's my foot:
got it?
I've seized the bit between my teeth.
I've shot it.
We only employ
simple figures
where there are jobs going.
There is no poking
our nose
into our own
affairs.
We want to stick
the sic back
into BASIC: thus,
like the ax
in TAX.
It's always time to shop:
shop your neighbour.
In our classless culture,
we must see children
Streaming into classes.
Charter.
Thou art a citizen.
Charter flights.
Charter accountants.
The chartering classes.
Charter charter bang bang.
You're right: your right's
private
What we do with your money
between you and me
is a private business.
We shall settle this country
once, and for all.
Twice, if we must.