Cast Iron Resolution

I do not smoke,
I do not drink,
I always sleep
An ample wink.

I never curse,
I never steal,
I never chew
A slice of veal.

I'm never late,
My clothes are neat,
The breath upon
My tongue is sweet.

This year I'll be
A new recluse,
Subject my body
To ABUSE.

From the book Send-Up