A Bit Of A Card

Be My Lated Valentine;
Happy Aunties' Eve;
Kind Of You To Come And Dine;
Baby? Don't You Grieve.

Glad You Found A Suitor;
Hope The Lumps Subside;
Hey! A Brand New Hooter!
Good Luck From Your Bride.

Cheers On Changing Churches;
Hear You Are An Ex;
Pleased About Your Purchase;
Thank You For The Sex.

Wish You Are A Sober Man;
Here's To Your Pre-Med;
Now You Have A Doberman;
Sorry That You're Dead.

From the book Send-Up