Seven Haiku on 'Eldorado'

Ev'rybody needs
good Neighbours, but nowhere near
Torremolinos.

Eldorado: yes,
once upon a time there was
a little white bull.

Eldorado: one
word because two words would be
one word too many.

The sunshine's setting
on Eldorado feelings:
Ill Med By Moonlight.

El Sud in the sun:
the expats patter pushing
the pain into Spain.

When's the last time you
found soap in your holiday
villa in Spain, eh?

Spanish marmalade
without a golden shred of
credibility.

From Send-Up