Warren Hague
Warren Hague:
well worth that candle
where the wick's been well-dipped.
Has been made over and over
like several beds.
And uses Shampoo II.
Always gets fresh:
licking his libido
at Wensleydale cheesecake.
Star of stage and sunscreen,
with all mod cons
and a mobile ffion.
Drinks a pint of Yorkshire mild
brewed from
the wildest of oats.
So vague
he probably thinks this
song's not about him.