North Specific

Wacky talk keep talking wacky talk
Walk about things you right to do
You got to have a theme
If you don't have a theme
How you gonna have a dream team too?

Talk about the left
Turning to the right
Looking like a lemon with a leak
Talk about the words
Flying out of sight
Making all the speeches they can speak

Wacky talk keep talking wacky talk
Squawk about red and pink and blue
You got to have a scheme
If you don't have a scheme
How you gonna cockadoodledoo?

 


[July 1999]

From the book Labour Pangs

"We don't need to talk right and walk left, we don't need to talk left and walk right. We simply need to talk straight and do the right thing." - John Prescott


with apologies to Oscar Hammerstein II