My Sugar Daddy

I am my sugar daddy's swan
Upon his private lake;
He says I am the icing on
His brandy-sodden cake.

He chaperones me to The Ritz
To titivate my buds,
And when I give his lips a blitz,
My! how his ticker thuds!

He says that bubbles in champagne
Remind him of my eyes,
And if I'm very good, I gain
A diamond as my prize.

My sugar daddy says I lie
With arms and legs akimbo:
I don't know what he means, for I
Prefer to be his bimbo.

From the book Rime Present