Rainy Day Cavemen # 12 and 35

Well, they'll stone ya when ya tryin' to make a wheel
They'll stone ya when ya mixin' eau de nil
They'll stone ya when ya buried in a bog
Then they'll stone ya and they'll say ya were a trog
Well we never used a mobile phone
Yet every caveman must be stoned

They'll stone ya when when ya tryin' to chip a flint
They'll stone ya when inventin' mezzotint
They'll stone ya when ya bison's outa shape
Then they'll stone ya and they'll say ya were an ape
Well we didn't paint with Cotes du Rhône
Yet every caveman must be stoned

[May 1999]

From the book Labour Pangs

Prehistoric cave artists in France were allegedly consuming magic mushrooms at the time


with apologies to Bob Dylan