Gene Genius
I am a modified spud
In genetically dubious jacket
I may have been plucked from the mud
But I'm really for making a packet
I am a Frankenstein tom
With a herringbone coat for the frost
I taste like a little red bomb
So the punters aren't counting the cost
I am a bean with a gene
A cousin of regular soya
Should you think that I'm really obscene
Please have a few words with my lawyer
I am a cow with a fleece
And my taste is so bloody fantastic
You'd be mad if you studied the piece
Of very small print on my plastic
[February 1999]