Rawhide Charlie

whelan whelan whelan
leave that doggie whelan
and his double dhelan
Deep Fried! -
it isn't when or whether
we'll send him hell for leather
(even in his sleep he'll be

string him up
tie him down
gordon brown
tie him up
chuck him out
stick 'em up his
Backside -
move him on
move him down
spread it round
nick his phone
make him spin
make his skin
Raw Hide!

whelan whelan whelan .......


[Januaryy 1999]

From Labour Pangs

Gordon Brown's spin-doctor, Charlie Whelan, got himself into bother

with apologies to Gil Favor, Rowdy Yates, and Frankie Laine