Stormy Petrol
It is the inalienable right
of every citizen
to drink a pint of free petrol.
Therefore I will take
the forecourt to the law court,
when so many drivers
are starving. Why
should they pay through the nozzle?
The pump is a pimp.
Fill me up! Your gas
is as good as mine! I was fed
four-star at my mother's breast!
I am fuming! I am as mad
as a ten-gallon hatter!