Presents for a cloned baby

A rubber Dolly
An eggcup
Eau de Clone
A dummy and daddy
An identity cot
A reproduction of Bubbles
Handy Andy Warhol tissues
A twin bed
A Leica camera
A copy of New Scientist
An i-Pod
A postcard from Simla
An imitation christening spoon
A Fisher Price fax machine
A cuddly ape
Carbon paper
A re-recording of If You Were The Only Girl In The World
An echo chamber-pot
A box of matches
A crib

2004

From the book Make Mine A Double