It Don't Ad Up

I am the Man of Tomorrow,
Destiny's crazing my eyes,
I am the New Labour Zorro,
The Man With No Name (in disguise).

Better wise up to me pronto!
You are the boll, I'm a weevil!
You are the national Tonto!
I am an Evel Knievel!

Better complain to the adman,
This makes me look pretty sane -
But I am a New Labour Madman!
I am a cousin of Cain!

I am a fox, you're my pullet.
Dangerous? Don't even ask!
Just bite on my new silver bullet.
Want to see under my mask?

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From the book Tony Blair reminds me of a budgie

Labour complained to the ASA about the Tories' allegedly "satanic" advertisement of Tony Blair.