Posh Calls The Kettle Ginger

Posh Spice claims that Ginger
Hasn’t got a clue
Posh thinks Ginger is a whinger
Deep in foreign doo

Posh is out there pouting
Like the wicked fairy
More than just a Baby shouting
Posh is not so Scary

Nor is Posh too Sporty
Ginger need not cower
Posh talks tosh like any haughty
Former third-rate power

[October 1997]

From the book Labour Pangs

Michael Howard said of redhead Robin Cook: “Never has a foreign secretary given so much offence to so many people in so short a time.” The Posh Spice doll was said to have a more aggressive look than the others.