Say It With Flowers
If you want some slap and tickle,
And you feel she's acting fickle,
Whack her with a rusty sickle -
But don't forget the daffodils.
Any woman who refuses,
beat her till the lifeblood oozes -
But trade some tulips for her bruises.
A little kindness never kills.
Why not show her you adore her?
Rip her underwear and paw her.
Then nip round to Interflora -
In a trice she'll call a truce.
If a judge is lame or lazy,
Chop his heart out like a crazy,
Then provide him with a daisy -
He'll be bound to let you loose.