A Very Old Rhyme

There were none on the bung
And Camelot sung
Rollover
Rollover
So the balls rolled over
And none fell out
There were none on the bung
So Camelot sung
Rollover
Rollover
So the balls rolled over
And Camelot cheered
They were counting the wads
Their accountants cleared
When the balls rolled over
And 25 million fell out
In clover
In clover
So Camelot said
There are none on the bung
We are not the pools
We can change the rules
Dole over
Dole over
Hey diddle diddle
A very quick fiddle
The poor were over the moon
When Camelot laughed and took the bung
And the rich ran away with the jackpot
Rollover
Rollover

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From the book Tony Blair reminds me of a budgie

Camelot announced that there were circumstances - e.g. when too many people won the jackpot - when they would not pay out on 10 prizes.