Party Poppa


I am Sir Jimmy Riddle
Whose aim is straight and true;
My Middle England idyll
Is red and white (and blue).

I am Sir Jim Il Fixit
Whose ballot paper's brash:
I say to He Who Ticks It,
Beware of Euro-trash.

I am Sir Jimmy Dodger,
Of the pirate Referendum.
Where is my Jolly Roger?
The Englander's pudendum.

I am Sir Jimmy Crack-Corn,
The RP's king-size bee -
My party, on this black dawn,
Asks "Who on Earth are we?"

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From the book Tony Blair reminds me of a budgie

The Referendum Party held its first conference.