Bluer than a bird
That's messing on the Third Estate:
Whatever you're saying
Is way past its date.
You're daft as a lavaTory brush
(You're bound to get the brush-off, see):
You're making the same painful sound
As muzak all around
Or Huckleberry Hound...
Moon drivel! Stuff me.
Moon drivel, chasing after votes,
There's such a lot of votes you've cost.
You're bound for one fatal poll
To drop you in the hole,
Hushpuppies on the dole.
Moon drivel, get lost.