Disobedience
Peter Peter
Mandelson Morrison
Bobbity Min Du Spin
Took great
Care that his Party
Never committed a Sin.
Peter Peter
Said to his Master,
"Master," he said, said he;
"You must never come up with a policy statement
Unless it's been cleared by me."
Lord Press
Issued an edict
"LOST or MISSING or VOID!
PETER PETER
MANDELSON'S HUMOUR
SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN DESTROYED.
LAST HEARD
CROTCHETING CROSSLY:
QUITE OUT OF CENTRAL CONTROL
HE TRIED TO GET OUT OF AN INNOCENT QUESTION
AND FELL DOWN A PERMANENT HOLE."
[August 1997]